Hi Officer, Can You Hold My Phone? I'm Busy Recording My Hubby's Second Family
Everyone's been obsessed with that viral mess -
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his HR chief Kristin Cabot getting caught on Coldplay's kiss cam, then scrambling to hide from the jumbotron like guilty teenagers.
I was scrolling through all the affair speculation thinking:
Pttttttf. At least my husband isn't that obvious.
Then BOOM.
I found a parent-teacher notice in James's suit pocket while doing laundry.
It wasn't from our daughter's school.
Student name: Alex Morgan. Parent: James Morgan.
My husband's name is James Morgan.
Without hesitation, I drove straight to that school.
The teacher smiled: "Alex's parents just picked him up."
I quietly followed and caught them red-handed - my husband holding a little boy's hand, his other arm around some strange woman, laughing softly.
My grip tightened on my phone as I called him. I kept my voice perfectly steady.
"Hey babe, when are you coming home?"
"Business trip's running long. Probably three more days."
I hung up.
Raised my phone and captured the perfect shot of all three of them together.
"Well, James Morgan," I whispered to myself. "What a lovely surprise."
"Message received, loud and clear."
Chapter 1
Everyone's been obsessed with that viral mess -
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his HR chief Kristin Cabot getting caught on Coldplay's kiss cam, then scrambling to hide from the jumbotron like guilty teenagers.
I was scrolling through all the affair speculation thinking:
Pttttttf. At least my husband isn't that obvious.
Then BOOM.
I found a parent-teacher notice in James's suit pocket while doing laundry.
It wasn't from our daughter's school.
Student name: Alex Morgan. Parent: James Morgan.
My husband's name is James Morgan.
Without hesitation, I drove straight to that school.
The teacher smiled: "Alex's parents just picked him up."
I quietly followed and caught them red-handed - my husband holding a little boy's hand, his other arm around some strange woman, laughing softly.
My grip tightened on my phone as I called him. I kept my voice perfectly steady.
"Hey babe, when are you coming home?"
"Business trip's running long. Probably three more days."
I hung up.
Raised my phone and captured the perfect shot of all three of them together.
"Well, James Morgan," I whispered to myself. "What a lovely surprise."
"Message received, loud and clear."
...
The next day, I attended the school's parent-family networking event as a shareholder representative.
It didn't take long to spot Michelle in the crowd.
White sundress, natural makeup, the picture of wholesome elegance.
I walked straight over and positioned myself right beside her.
"Miss Michelle, isn't it? I've heard so much about you." I smiled warmly. "That dress is absolutely stunning on you."
She turned at the sound of my voice.
The moment she saw my face, all color drained from hers.
Bingo.
So our little angel wasn't as innocent as she pretended to be.
Her voice came out tight and strained. She instinctively took half a step back. "Oh... hello."
Just a simple greeting, and she was already falling apart.
How pathetically fragile.
"My husband is one of the school's shareholders," I continued pleasantly. "I'm here representing him today. I heard you're on the parent committee?"
Her voice steadied, but her eyes kept darting around. "Just trying to do my part."
"It's nice to stay involved, you know? Otherwise being a stay-at-home mom gets pretty boring. Just revolving around your husband and kids all day."
Perfect.
Not only was she playing up her own contributions, but she was taking a little dig at my current "unemployed" status too.
I noticed her unconsciously fidgeting with the ring on her left hand.
That style looked awfully familiar.
Exactly like the one sitting in my jewelry box at home.
I kept my tone casual, conversational. "Beautiful ring, by the way. Looks expensive. Is that your wedding band?"
She immediately covered the ring with her other hand. Her expression turned even more panicked.
She opened her mouth but only managed a strangled sound.
I didn't expect an answer anyway.
"Your son goes to school here too, right? What grade?"
She answered very carefully. "Second... second grade. He'll be eight in August."
Eight in August.
I did the math quickly in my head.
How convenient.
Nine years ago, James had started taking those frequent "business trips" to "expand into new markets."
Gone for months at a time, home for maybe two weeks total over six months.
Suddenly everything clicked into place.
Back then, our daughter Zoe had just been born. James was either "networking" or "on his way to network."
When we did talk, it was always rushed. "Thanks for holding down the fort, babe. I'm swamped here, can't get away... You're doing great... Maybe hire a better nanny..."
I didn't want to interfere with his work. No matter how exhausted or overwhelmed I got, I handled everything myself.
I only ever told him "everything's fine."
Turns out his "networking" and "can't get away" meant he was playing full-time daddy to Michelle during her pregnancy.
I took a sip of my coffee to hide the ice in my eyes. When I looked up again, my smile was perfectly pleasant.
"What a coincidence. My daughter's about the same age."
She managed a weak smile but didn't respond.
I acted like something had just occurred to me. Pulled out some papers from my purse.
"Oh, this is funny. My husband came home with this school newsletter last week. The handwritten suggestions in the back are yours, aren't they? Such lovely penmanship."
I watched all remaining color drain from her face.
Her voice came out like sandpaper. "No... that wasn't me."
She's denying it.
Pathetic.
Looking at her crumbling facade, I suddenly felt bored.
"Oh, my mistake then." I tucked the papers away. "Well, see you around. Hope you stay this... composed."
I turned and walked straight out of the venue.
Outside, I pulled out my phone and called my best friend. She's a founding partner at one of the top law firms in the city.
"Jenna, I need a favor."
Sunlight streamed down as I opened my car door.
The engine purred to life like the opening note of a symphony.
My voice was calm as still water.
"Remember that thing you were helping me navigate? Don't worry about it anymore."
"I need you to draw up divorce papers instead."
"That's right. James is cheating. And I'm about to give him the surprise of his life."
Chapter 2
Jenna worked fast.
In less than half a day, my inbox had a new encrypted file. The message was short and sweet: "Brace yourself. Call me ASAP."
I locked myself in my home office to get reacquainted with my husband.
The first video file opened.
Security footage from some resort in the Hamptons, by the looks of it.
Three months ago over Memorial Day weekend, James told me he was attending a "closed-door leadership summit."
In reality? He was having a family getaway with Michelle and Alex.
The three of them looked like they belonged in a freaking Christmas card.
That beach ball lying abandoned in the sand, deflated and forgotten? That became the "conference swag" he brought home for our daughter.
I fast-forwarded through the rest, stone-faced.
Next file.
Bank statements from Chase, Wells Fargo, and Bank of America.
Multiple five-figure transfers bouncing between accounts like ping-pong balls. The cumulative amount made my chest tight.
All of it eventually flowing into account ending in 8741.
Account holder: Michelle Foster.
Disguised as "1099 consulting fees." Quietly bleeding our assets dry while avoiding taxes.
Did he really think I was too dumb to notice these bush-league moves?
I scrolled to the bottom.
Life insurance policy from Northwestern Mutual. PDF copy.
Policy holder: James Morgan. Insured: the Alex boy. Beneficiary: Michelle Foster.
Policy date: five years ago.
Premium paid in full - $50K. The exact amount we'd gotten from the cash-out refi on our rental in Brooklyn.
He'd told me back then he was investing in "a startup with insane potential."
Looking at all this evidence, ice crept from my fingertips straight to my heart.
Right now, I finally got it.
The deepest cuts really do come from the people you'd trust with your life.
I was staring at the screen when knocking broke my concentration.
James's voice drifted through the door: "Maya, babe? Why's the door locked?"
I slammed the laptop shut and took a steadying breath. Arranged my face into something normal before opening the door.
"Sorry, hon. Jenna and I were discussing some personal stuff on Zoom. Locked it without thinking."
He didn't suspect a thing. "So about this weekend, I might need to—"
I almost snorted. "Let me guess. Last-minute client emergency?"
I added. "Actually, yeah. But Zoe doesn't have soccer this Saturday anyway. I was thinking maybe she and I could visit my mom in Jersey for the weekend."
The relief that washed over his face was almost comical. "God, Maya, you're incredible. I honestly don't deserve you."
Staring at this face I'd shared a bed with for twelve years - now completely foreign - bile rose in my throat.
Incredible?
Yeah, incredibly blind to the fact that you've been playing Ward Cleaver with two different families.
But honey, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Watching my husband walk away, his voice from that recording played on repeat in my head:
"...I've got all the LLCs set up offshore. When we bounce and the creditors come calling, it'll all trace back to Maya's SSN..."
This wasn't just an affair.
This was premeditated financial murder.
He wasn't the scrappy college kid I'd built an empire with.
He was a parasite using my blood, sweat, and credit score to bankroll his side family.
Sleeping next to me every night, biding his time to leave me holding the bag.
I grabbed my phone and speed-dialed Jenna.
"New plan. Forget the divorce papers for now. I need you to build me a criminal case."
"I want this bastard to learn what rock bottom feels like."
Silence, then the familiar sound of legal pads being flipped.
"Music to my ears. What I sent you is kindergarten-level stuff. Besides the loan fraud, he's got his fingers in embezzlement, tax evasion, and some shady shit with the company's 501c3."
"This is a prosecutor's wet dream, but I need time to make it bulletproof... We're talking federal charges."
"I'm also tracing his inside man. Already got forensic accountants diving into the books."
After hanging up, I reopened that "family portrait."
My finger traced the screen. Cold glass was all that stood between me and them.
Game on, James.
Chapter 3
This weekend. I drove back to that fancy private school.
The second I parked, my phone buzzed with a text from James:
[You guys make it to Grandma's okay?]
Of course. He needed to confirm my whereabouts.
Stone-faced, I sent back the pre-recorded video I'd made earlier.
Zoe was bouncing around my mom's backyard, grinning at the camera: "Hi Daddy! We made it safe! Hurry up and finish work so you can come play with us!"
His reply came almost instantly:
[Have fun, princess. Daddy misses you.]
Complete with that fake-ass heart emoji.
I clicked my phone off, nausea churning in my stomach.
Funny how once love dies, everything afterward just feels like bad theater.
Using my shareholder credentials, I walked straight into the school's weekend festival.
It didn't take long to spot them in the crowd.
Michelle had clearly gone all-out today. Head-to-toe Chanel, a diamond tennis necklace that caught the light perfectly.
That necklace looked awfully familiar. Nearly identical to the one locked in my safe at home - the one James swore was "custom-made, one of a kind."
Even her Louboutin heels matched a pair I owned. Same style, different color.
She was up on stage as the parent committee chair, looking poised and confident. Every inch the perfect soccer mom.
Below, James was patiently playing some father-son game with Alex.
He was crouched on the ground, eyes full of a tenderness I'd never seen before. Carefully steadying the boy, completely absorbed.
That kind of patience? He'd never shown it to our daughter. Not once.
A group of parents clustered around them, laying on the praise:
"James really knows how to balance work and family."
"Right? Michelle's such a powerhouse, and James is so devoted. That kid's lucky as hell."
"Did you hear James donated another chunk of change for the library renovation? Guy's got a heart of gold."
James soaked up every word, practically glowing with pride.
Every so often, he'd glance up at Michelle on stage. Their eyes would meet across the room, dripping with that gross, lovey-dovey shit.
Perfect family. Successful career. Everyone kissing his ass.
He was living his best life.
My nails dug crescents into my palms.
*Do you remember, James?*
That winter when the heat got cut off? We huddled under blankets, pulling all-nighters to revise our business plan.
When you landed in the ER with a bleeding ulcer from stress-pitching investors? I learned how to blend your meals and spoon-feed you between my own meetings.
When your ego got too big and nearly bankrupted us? I put up my parents' house as collateral to keep us afloat.
The day our first real check cleared, you held me tight and whispered: "Maya, I swear I'll never let you down."
Now here you were.
Using everything we'd built together to play Big Shot Daddy for your side piece and your bastard kid!
Donating libraries. Buying respect and status with our blood money.
Right then, the principal called James up to the stage.
The projection screen lit up with fancy 3D renderings of the new library.
James took the mic like he owned the place. Going on about "architectural vision" and "investing in our children's futures."
Eating up every bit of applause and admiration.
That's when I made my move.
Right at his most triumphant moment. When his smile was widest and his guard was down.
The auditorium doors burst open.
Three officers in NYPD uniforms walked in.
Every parent and teacher in the place went dead silent.
You could hear a pin drop.
The lead detective flashed his badge and a warrant:
"James Morgan, you're under arrest for embezzlement, money laundering, and fraudulent asset transfer."
"You need to come with us. Now."