Chapter 1My dad got played by a pick-me girl.
So yeah, I made it my life's work to never let that happen to me.
Most people judge friends by their loyalty.
I judge them by how they act around their bestie's boyfriend.
Most people date for romance.
I studied manipulation tactics like I was prepping for the bar exam.
I even wrote a whole handbook—
The Pick-Me Girl Survival Guide
—that's basically required reading in my friend group.
And the wildest part? My life has been completely drama-free.
My husband's a sweetheart.
My friends know how to stay in their lane.
Even my mother-in-law keeps it civil.
We've been living that boring, happy life.
I was honestly about to retire from all this and get my therapy license to help other people with their messes.
Then an intern showed up at my husband's office.
She acts like my husband is her big brother. Her Instagram is wall-to-wall pics of her and "the work squad."
When we had a family get-together, guess who my husband brought along?
His "super chill work buddy."
She loops her arm through mine.
"Hey, sis!"
Then immediately throws her arm around my husband's shoulders like they're frat bros.
"Dude, you're the best! It's so nice having someone who gets me, you know? Your wife's gorgeous and so sweet—she totally doesn't mind, right?"
I smiled at her.
Then quietly pulled up the file on my laptop titled Project Detox.
Under entry number one, I typed her name.
...
"Ava, don't even worry—we're literally just work friends!"
Riley was drowning in Blake's hoodie. Gray, oversized, the kind that hung to mid-thigh and swallowed her whole.
Her bare legs caught the light just right.
First time Blake had ever brought someone from the office home.
His mom was all in—holding Riley's hand, asking her a million questions, eyes soft in that way older women get around girls they want to adopt.
I knew what she was thinking.
She'd never been thrilled that I was "too ambitious." Three years married, still no baby.
Not the warm, nurturing type she'd pictured for her son.
She'd been dropping hints about wanting a grandbaby for months.
Riley leaned into her like they were already family.
"Mrs. Carter, you look incredible. Like, I swear you could pass for Blake's sister."
Carol—Blake's mom—melted. "Oh sweetie, you're too kind!"
Then Riley reached for Blake's water glass. The one he always uses. Like she'd been here a hundred times.
She squeezed onto the couch between us, tucking her knees up and looking at Blake like he'd just saved her life.
"Dude, I would've totally bombed that client call today without you. You're like... my work savior."
Blake laughed and messed up her hair.
"You're fine. Here—eat."
He grabbed a piece of watermelon and held it out.
She took a bite, cheeks puffing like a kid's.
"You're the best! Way nicer than my actual brother."
My hands tightened in my lap.
I picked up another piece of fruit and held it to Blake's mouth.
"Babe. You're so busy taking care of everyone else~"
He took it without thinking. I gently brushed his hand off Riley's head.
"Maybe go easy on the hair thing. She's not twelve."
Riley's smile flickered.
I didn't look at her. I turned to Carol with the warmest expression I could manage.
"You're right, she's sweet. Just young. Still figuring out the whole... professional boundaries thing. But if she keeps coming around, I'm happy to help."
Carol nodded, looking pleased. "You've always been so thoughtful, Ava."
Riley suddenly turned to me, draping her arm over my shoulder like we were sisters.
"Ava, your skin is insane. What do you even use? Must be so expensive. Meanwhile I'm over here with my drugstore moisturizer."
Translation: You're pretty, but you're just spending his money. I'm young and actually useful.
Subtle. Maybe a C+. Still too obvious.
Her eyes lingered on me for a second, then slid back to Blake.
"Blake works so hard. Must be nice having someone who can spoil you like that."
Blake grinned and squeezed her shoulder.
"Keep grinding and you'll be able to spoil yourself one day."
After dinner, Blake left to drive Riley home.
I started clearing plates.
Carol came over, voice low.
"Ava, Blake's just got a soft heart. He sees that girl trying to make it in the city all alone. Don't read into it."
Chapter 2
I didn't say anything. Just stacked the dishes in the sink, one by one.
"That girl seems sweet enough. No bad intentions. Just... doesn't quite get boundaries yet." Carol was still trying to smooth things over.
I turned on the faucet. Let the water drown her out.
By the time I came back to the living room, Blake was already home.
Sitting on the couch. Jaw clenched. Staring at his phone like it had personally offended him.
The second he saw me, he shoved the screen in my face.
"What the hell was that tonight? Why were you such a bitch to Riley?"
I looked.
Riley's Instagram story. Posted twenty minutes ago.
Her and Blake outside our building. His hand still resting on top of her head like she was his golden retriever.
Caption:
"Dinner at my work bro's place = success! ?? So grateful to have someone who's got my back. Hope his wifey isn't mad lol... I swear I only see him as my big bro! ??"
Already six likes. Three comments from mutual friends.
"She's a twenty-two-year-old kid who just moved here and doesn't know anyone. We invite her over for one dinner and you act like she murdered someone?"
I kept my voice calm. "That's your hoodie she's wearing."
"She spilled soup on herself. I lent her a clean shirt. What was I supposed to do? Let her sit there covered in broth? Are you seriously that petty?"
"You fed her."
"She was holding the fruit plate! I grabbed her a piece. Jesus, Ava—when did you turn into this? Paranoid. Controlling. Seeing threats everywhere."
His voice kept climbing.
I should've known. Blake's always had this thing—this need to rescue people. Especially girls who look helpless.
I used to think it was kindness.
Now I see it for what it is: classic Nice Guy Syndrome.
He's got zero immunity to the "poor little me" routine. And Riley? She's weaponized it.
"She's just a sweet kid who looks up to you, and you're treating her like she's trying to destroy our marriage! Do you think every woman who talks to me wants to sleep with me? That's insane, Ava. You need help."
He looked so sure of himself. So righteous.
And honestly? I wasn't even surprised anymore.
Guys like Blake are designed to fall for girls like Riley. The whole "bro vibes" thing? Just green tea in a hoodie.
I looked at him. Let out a dry laugh.
"Blake. You really think she sees you as her brother?"
"She's wearing your clothes. Drinking from your cup. Letting you hand-feed her like she's five. Every single move is calculated to make you feel protective. To blur the line."
"It's textbook manipulation. 'Helpless little sister' meets 'damsel in distress.' I could literally send you the playbook if you want."
His face went dark. "You're being ridiculous."
I didn't argue. Just turned and walked to the bedroom.
Behind me, his voice exploded.
"Don't you dare walk away from me! Ava! Get back here and talk to me like a goddamn adult!"
I closed the door.
Sat down at my desk.
Opened my laptop.
And got to work.
...
Next morning, Blake didn't speak to me. Skipped breakfast. Slammed the door so hard on his way out I thought the frame might crack.
I got up like always. Did my makeup. Drove to the studio.
Hadn't even sat down when my phone buzzed.
Text from Blake.
"Apologize to her. Now."
Below it, a screenshot from Riley.
"Blake, I'm so so sorry. This is all my fault. I didn't mean to cause problems between you two. I'll be way more careful from now on, I promise ?? Please go make things right with Ava, okay? I feel terrible."
Perfect.
She'd made herself the mature one. The peacemaker.
And me? The jealous, irrational wife.
I screenshotted it. Sent it to the group chat: "Justice League: Pick-Me Survivors."
Typed: "Step 1: Guilt trip + divide and conquer. Straight out of the handbook."
This group started with me and a few women who'd been through similar hell.
Over time we'd added lawyers, HR reps, journalists—women from every field.
We shared intel, flagged red flags, and helped each other deal with exactly this kind of psychological warfare.
Thirty minutes later, Carol called.
Her tone had an edge.
"Ava, Riley already apologized. Just let it go. Blake's under so much pressure at work. You're his wife—be the bigger person. Stop creating drama where there isn't any."
Chapter 3
I cut her off. "Carol. He yelled at me. Over some intern. Now he wants me to apologize to a girl who's deliberately pushing boundaries. That's not being mature—that's being a pushover."
Sharp breath on the other end. "You've always been too stubborn for your own good."
I didn't fight it.
Some battles aren't worth the energy. Better to save it for what's coming.
...
That afternoon, I was knee-deep in client files when my studio door flew open.
Riley. Standing there clutching a bubble tea like it was a peace offering. Eyes all red and swollen.
"Ava... I need to apologize."
She'd gone full wounded-dove mode. Plain cotton dress. Zero makeup. Face blotchy like she'd been crying in her car for the last hour.
My assistant Jenna glanced up, immediately curious.
I didn't even look at her.
"Say what you need to say."
Riley set the drink down on my desk. Her voice wobbled.
"I'm so sorry about yesterday. I shouldn't have posted that stuff. I didn't mean to mess things up between you and Blake."
"I swear—I only see him like a brother. That's all. I promise."
Right on cue, a tear rolled down her cheek.
"This is all my fault. Please don't be upset with Blake. If you need to be mad at someone... be mad at me."
Jenna was fully invested now. I could feel her eyes burning into the side of my face—like I was the villain in this story.
"You finished?"
Riley froze. The tear still hanging on her lash line.
"Great. Then go back to work. Your company pays you to actually work—not show up at my office and audition for a soap opera."
Her face went bright red. She hadn't expected me to go there.
"Ava, I... I came all the way here to apologize. How can you—"
"You ditched work in the middle of the day. Bought me a drink with Blake's money that I never asked for. Came here to tell me you're not into my husband—which, by the way, no one asked—and made sure my assistant thinks I'm some unhinged psycho while you're at it."
I grabbed the bubble tea.
Tossed it straight into the trash.
"I don't want your apology. I don't want your tea. Now get out."
Riley's hand flew to her mouth—like I'd just slapped her across the face—and she bolted.
Jenna stared after her. Then slowly turned to me.
"I mean... she seemed really upset. Maybe you misread the situation? That was pretty brutal."
I looked up.
"When she walked in, her eyes were puffy and red—but completely dry. She used a cotton swab soaked in saline. Classic fake-cry trick."
"When she said she was 'truly sorry,' her arms were crossed tight over her chest. Defensive body language."
"And when she mentioned Blake? Her feet pointed toward the door, but her torso angled toward me. She was gauging my reaction the whole time."
"It's textbook victim-playing. If you don't want to deal with this kind of mess yourself someday, read the guide I wrote. It's all documented."
Jenna just stood there. Didn't say a word.
...
Not even ten minutes later, my phone rang.
Blake.
"You know what? I don't even know who you are anymore."
"Riley came back to the office in tears. The whole team saw her. She went out of her way to apologize, and you threw her drink in the trash and kicked her out? What is wrong with you?"
"She's twenty-two, Ava. You humiliated her in front of people. How is she supposed to face anyone at work now?"
"I'm not letting this go. You will apologize to her. Today. I mean it."
The man who once swore he'd stand by me no matter what was now demanding I grovel to the girl actively trying to wedge herself between us.
I sat at my desk. Opened my laptop.
Pulled up the group chat: "Justice League: Pick-Me Survivors."
Scrolled through Riley's public Instagram. Screenshotted a few posts. Hit send.
Typed:
"Does anyone recognize this girl? Intern at a tech firm. Always super touchy with the guys at work..."
